For thousands of years, people all over the world have been
fighting over their religious beliefs. Religion was forced upon people, because
apparently people need something to believe in to feel better about their
world. To feel like they have a protector beside them, and if they do good,
then they will be rewarded in heaven. They needed a purpose for living in
There are many religions, and people feel very strong about these religions.
There are many known "gods" in this world. I remember reading about the
Aztecs and their religious ceremonies. They would take a random person out
of the city and sacrifice them. They would make them walk up to the top of
this pyramid looking altar, and would cut out their heart, and raise it to
the sun. Their idiot people thought the sun needed to eat, so they gave it
a human heart by sacrificing someone. People actually believed in these things.
So they had to come up with a suitable plan to relax people into believing
in ONE god, that doesn't sacrifice his people. Basically a god with a sense
of credibility, rather than myth.
I remember watching something on T.V. in Europe in the 14th Century, they
had massive flooding, and serious weather problems, and rain that lasted for
over 100 years. Crops were damaged, people were always sick. Plague erupted
all over, people were dying. Where's god? He must be punishing us. So
then these large groups of men walked around this big cathedral, with whips,
whipping themselves in the back as they walk around in the church, because
they think god is punishing them, so they punish themselves in an illogical
effort to get gods approval. I laughed so hard when I saw that.
For you religious assholes,
let me ask you a few multiple choice questions about your GOD ok?
1. What created Adam and Eve?
a.) Gods Magical Powers
b.) A False Prophet
c.) God's love
d.) none of the above
Why did god punish Adam and Eve for eating the apple?
a.) Because he was a power tripping asshole.
b.) Because Adam and Eve are his bitches, and he wants full control over
their "free will."
c.) Because god told them not to do it.
d.) God doesn't exist, so shut the fuck up already.
How did the virgin mary get pregnant?
a.) God inflated her vagina with magic sperm, and created Jesus.
b.) Mary was a whore, who lied to idiots for fame.
c.) Mary got raped by a Camel and didn't want anyone to know that that Camel
indirectly created the man known as Jesus.(Thus she remained a virgin, in
d.) none of the above.
What's gods definition of perfect?
a.) Being good in every way as long as you don't eat an apple.
b.) Not killing someone.
c.) Believing in him.
d.) none of the above
According to the bible, All women of
the human race were punished by god for Eve's actions, thus their pregnancies
are more painful. Keep in mind that Female mammals of every kind develop
their offspring inside them, so I guess female dolphins were punished because
of something a human did. Makes sense huh?
According to the Bible, Adam was convinced by Eve who was convinced by
a talking snake aka Satan to eat an apple. Let's forget about the fact that
snakes do not have vocal cords, and even such a small creature as a snake
wouldn't possess the intelligence or brain size capable to talk or even have
a conversation with a human being.
According to the bible, Adam and Eve could live forever without aging. Of
course, every natural living creature has a natural age limit, I guess god
has a magical way around that problem.
According to the Bible, Adam and Eve, used to sit with lions, and other
animals and feast with them, and could have logical conversation with animals.
I guess they forgot to ask each other why if god was so smart, and he knew
we would eventually betray them, then why is he enduring watching us as lab
rats? I guess we're not perfect after all if a Snake can come and tell us
to eat an apple.
According to the bible, Noah created a large boat, large enough to gather
two species of every known animal, and they willingly followed his order.
Forget about the fact that they had to stock food for these animals, and
that they had to live in this Arc for many years in horrendous flooding, and
serious weather, that would essentially destroy a wooden crafted boat in
this time period, considering the fact that wood and water never mix well,
unless Moses created some kind of high tech weather proofing solution that
he could rub on the boat, to keep it waterproof for years to come. Also
try and disregard the fact that in all those years that arc could of been
destroyed by nearby sea shoals. I guess in the aftermath, god makes a rainbow
after each rainstorm as a promise he will never flood the earth again. However,
rainbows are made by light spectrums, from humid vapors during or after a
According to the Bible, When the end comes, all weapons, including guns,
knives, and anything deemed to be considered as a weapon, will be turned into
working tools, like a shovel. So much for the thought of invention and ease,
of using high-tech manufacturing equipment to make our lives easier, because
the exhaust gas from a trackter will cause pollution, and you can't have
pollution in a "perfect world." . I guess God's premonition of our future
is based on us all being farmers in some perfect and controlling environment.
If I had a choice between what I have now, or what I will have to do in "The
end." I would go with the latter.
What do you think?
Do you really believe that Jesus lived, and healed people with superhuman
powers? When you talk about issues like this, you're talking about fairy
lore, and majestics. Nobody, under ANY such circumstance, has SUPER human
ability. I am sure we all imagine ourselves with the power in our dreams,
and in our thoughts, but it will NEVER happen. God is just a fantasy created
to put forth order in the world. It's a story, developed by a large group
of false prophets who had mental delusions about who they could get to fall
into this bullshit story they came up with.
I guess it has a lot to do with hope, and happiness. People want to be
happy, and to be happy you must feel like someone special is watching over
you, otherwise you live your life in fear of what's next. That's why God
was invented. To make people feel like they need someone to watch over,
and protect them.
It's all just a big game. People who fall for it, I laugh at them. I believe
when you die, it's LIGHTS OUT
, you don't exist, your spirit doesn't
exist. Everything you ever knew lays to rest with your body. When you are
dead, you are DEAD. In the next 40-50 years after your death, you are likely
to be forgotten, unless you were famous, or did something very amazing in
life. Even then, noone actually knew you, rather, you were just reference
material for a research article, or a study. However, your actual life was
not important to anyone at all, plus the fact that noone cares what you did,
unless it was on a reality T.V. show. This is the way it is for many people.
There is no such thing as a spirit, or resurrection of the spirit. I hate
it when people think this way, because it pisses me off. Someone at work
told me once, that God will come to me some day, it could be tomorrow, and
it could be 40 years from now. He told me that god came to him in one of his
dreams, and he started repenting and believing in him ever since.
I believe that you are your own person, and the choices you make in life
are what you make of it. So I suggest you start trying to enjoy life, or
find something enjoyable about life, because you're nothing but a piece of
microscopic shit stain in the universe. Don't let people make choices for
you, you do your own thing. You do as you please, and if you died, well,
shit happens. I'm sure that's what Aborted Fetus's think once they leave
the womb fatally.(But then they're not even smart enough to realize they're
Nothing in life is special, and nothing should be taken seriously, just
do your own thing, and die. That's the way it's been for so many years.
Don't even fear death, death will come to you. If you spend your life fearing
death, and when it happens, you'll wish you didn't fear it, but then as you
are being dead, everything that came to mind at the time of death will disappear,
simply because you are dead.
So don't buy into this bullshit, that: "Everything will be alright, because
your spirit will go to another person and live." Because that's bullshit.
When you die, your soul is about as dead as that rock you see outside. It's
no longer living, nor dead. It erased from existence.
The Ten False Commandments
1. "You shall have no other gods before Me.
My thoughts: Jealousy? Are you saying there ARE other
gods? What makes your wisdom any greater than theirs?
2. "You shall not make for yourself any carved image,
or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth
beneath, or that is in the water under the earth;
you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.
For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers
on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me,
but showing mercy to thousands, to those who
love Me and keep My commandments. "
My thoughts: Well, I'm glad you're being honest about
your Jealousy, Isn't jealousy a sin? Jealousy causes death, and people to
get screwed over. I hate you.
3. "You shall not take the name of the Lord your God
in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain."
My thoughts: God damnit, Jesus christ, God dangit,
now punish me? Why would you care if they use those words? They're not even
talking about YOU! You fucking idiot. At least when I said it here, I was
talking about you this time. Now bring on your wrath upon me asshole. I
hate it when I come to some assholes house, and they yell at me because I:
"used the lords name in vain." even though I wasn't even TALKING about God,
4. Remember the Sabbath
day, to keep it holy.
Six days you shall labor and do all your work,
but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord
your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daugh-
ter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant,
nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates.
For in six days the Lord made the heavens and
the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore
the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
My Thoughts: I never heard of the Sabbath day, in
fact noone has even mentioned it to me. I guess I'm going to hell then right?
Idiot. What does cattle have anything to do with going to church?
5. "Honor your father and your mother, that your days
may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you."
My Thoughts: Considering I have to do this by default
anyways, you might as well save up the bullshit you're spewing about the land
you're giving to me, because the land currently given to me, is owned by
the government, in which I have to pay property taxes on, even though I supposedly
own it, if I don't pay for it, it gets taken away, and I get to spend some
time paying my dues with a Bubba behind bars.
6. "Thou Shall Not Kill."
My Thoughts: Oh shit, really? You mean that insect
I accidentally stepped on, on my way to work? I killed it, so I guess I'm
going to hell? What's that you say? Only if I kill Humans? What makes animals,
bugs, and insects not exempt from this? When I was a kid I used to go outside
and step on ants every day. I enjoyed torturing bugs because it was something
to do. What if some day I am forced to go into war, and I have to kill someone?
I guess I'm going to hell then right? Moron....
7. "You shall not commit adultery."
My Thoughts: So basically what you're saying is, if
I get married, and a few years later find out my wife is a worthless bitch,
and I cheat on her, I am breaking the laws of god? Is that the same for Divorce?
Until death do us part eh? I think god is a god damn moron.
8. "You shall not steal."
My Thoughts: I don't steal from people, or friends,
and I don't think people should steal from me. I've stolen things from assholes
at School who deserved it. So I guess I'm going to hell, because your dumb
ass wasn't being specific.
9. "You shall not bear false witness against your
My Thoughts: I hate some of my Neighbors, I guess
I'm going to hell because I don't love my asshole neighbor who likes to call
the cops on me, if my license plate tags expire.
10."You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you
shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant,
nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's."
My Thoughts: Yeah I'll make sure, that I don't go
over to my neighbor's house and steal his
donkey, and his
What Did Satan Do Wrong?
What the HELL did he do wrong? When I read portions of
the Bible, he gave Eve and Adam the opportunity to experience the taste of
an apple. God took away their FREE WILL to whatever they pleased. Seriously,
what's the crime in eating an apple? I eat apples all the time. They are
healthy, and taste great when it's juices are mixed in certain beverages.
They didn't commit a crime based on the fact that they wanted to see what
an apple tasted like. If I lived indefinitely, and had no video games, no
television, and couldn't innovate based on a set of rules, I'd be fucking
bored out of my mind. I can see myself just sitting in a Jungle for hundreds
of thousands of years doing absolutely nothing, wishing I could die an early
death, to put myself out of the misery of living a boring ass life.
So it's no wonder they tried the Forbidden Fruit. I bet that shit tasted
good, after thousands of years of eating the same old fruits and vegetables,
and having intellectual conversations with Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Snakes.
Not being able to try anything different for a change.
Hell, I would of done the same damn thing. After eating that apple, I'd
probably go and eat the Snake next, just to try something new, in fact after
a few thousand years of eating every animal around, I'll begin to wonder what
God tastes like.
Seriously though, what did Satan do wrong? He was just trying to give Adam
and Eve freedom from god's permanent jail. Not even a perfect person would
live their whole lives like robots, change is just something we've always
had to deal with.
If I was to take sides on who's right, and who isn't right, I would take
Satan's side. Satan set Adam and Eve free, and allowed them to have children,
and be able to do different things with their life, which god would of normally
I can't take Satan's side, because Satan DOESN'T EXIST! Nor does god, or
Jesus, or the Three Wise men, or any of those fools.
We've learned what we have today, based on what we know in Science, Science
is my only religion, and it's the only religion that can be proven.
What is my belief?
I believe that when the first carbon based life form evolved,
billions of years ago, it lived just as single-celled micro organisms usually
do, and have geographically determined locations for it to evolve based on
it's environment. They reproduced like normal cells do through cellular
mitosis. Therefore it would evolve into a creature of some kind, or what
ever would fit it's basic needs for adaptation, based on the surroundments
of which it lives.
We've carbon dated elements of bones belonging to early humans, before the
time that was considered as being around Adam and Eve.
Why don't we see these changes in Evolution? It's because it takes thousands
of years to even notice any significant changes. One of the things the human
race has been dependent upon is their ability to have intelligence. Knowledge
and the understanding of the world around us, has made us learn about how
life works. Thus we further evolve into beings dependent upon our ability
to know things, as we crave for more knowledge.
We basically evolve as we move along. If we have a long term barrier, eventually
nature will make it so we get around that barrier, what ever that may be,
our bodies will adapt.
Some guy at work had an argument with me, about the thought that the human
race evolved from monkeys. The thing is, we DID evolve from monkeys. He
then asks me why there aren't any half human, half monkeys around, and why
there isn't any monkeys evolving into human beings.
1. It would take at least 10 million years to get to a monkey to human phase,
They just haven't caught up yet.
2.We will most likely destroy ourselves, and the surviving monkeys will
evolve into human beings, and the cycle of human life to corruption will
continue. Then tens of millions of years later, all the evidence of human
life will eventually sink into the earth and vanish, and turn into fossil
fuel for the monkeys that will take over the world in millions of years later,
and the only thing left to resemble human beings is our bones, which will
most likely be different than the future of evolved animal species' bones
in their human form.
GOD DOESN'T EXIST!
Idiots try to tell me that the reason god doesn't intervene in the world,
is because he now gives us "free will." and part of that free will includes
the fact that he will have no part of our lives whatsoever. That's just
an excuse to justify that he actually exists. Yet, he supposedly wants us
to believe in him through word of mouth? What about human credibility? That's
bullshit. If god didn't want us to know about him, then he wouldn't of created
Jesus, and then we wouldn't of known shit. I am sure the Bible has been
vigorously edited over the years by fraudulent religious nuts, to turn the
Bible into something they believe in personally.
It's all bullshit, and there is no excuse to justify what we don't know
as fact. So therefore, I will stick with that I DO know, which is Science,
and base my life on the knowledge of what I know from it.
Idiots will come to me with their Revelations of God and Jesus, and when
I question their beliefs, they'll try and hit me back with some moronic comeback
like: "What created space, what created the universe then?" Don't ask me
questions which I don't yet have the answer to. That's a stupid question
anyways. Don't try to answer your questions with bullshit that some asshole
wrote a few thousand years ago, and try to tell me that God magically created
the universe, because I will either: punch you, or avoid you.
Morale of the story: People
think god is real.
God is Mythology. I'd rather
believe in Zues, because he was a cooler god.